sexta-feira, 21 de novembro de 2008

Cães e Gatos...

O texto não é meu... mas está simplesmente delicioso! Desculpem estar em inglês... mas com a tradução perdia o encanto.


7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!
7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!


Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair - must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time.

Epá... ADORO GATOS! ;)

4 comentários:

João Rosa disse...

Isso é unicamente porque os gatos são seres calculistas e maquiavélicos...

Vera disse...

lolololo! Eu chamava-lhe antes personalidade! :P

Patrícia disse...

Olá olá
Já conhecia, mas é realmente delicioso. e cada vez que leio esse texto consigo visualizar a situação. simplesmente maravilhoso.

O Pai do Organista disse...

Eu sou mais cão...

Se bem que de vez em quando sou gato..

(ya... este post não tem grande sentido, mas é 2ª feira e eu estava bem era na cama!!

Oh Boy! Bed Time! My Favorite!!!!)